Farsideology: Caesar and Allah
Using my very distinctive writing style, I will compare Allah to Caesar. Let’s begin with a golden oldie of mine. Enjoy!
Quran 9:5 Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due, then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods" (gods that neither you nor your fathers have known, 7 gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), 8 do not yield to him or listen to him. Show him no pity. Do not spare him or shield him. 9 You must certainly put him to death. Your hand must be the first in putting him to death, and then the hands of all the people
It’s amazing that the creator of our majestic and beautiful Universe behaves just like the Caesars of Imperial Rome.
Quran 7.054 Your Guardian-Lord is Allah, Who created the heavens and the earth in six days, and is firmly established on the throne . . . .
Quran 47.004 Therefore, when ye meet the Unbelievers, smite at their necks; At length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind a bond firmly . . .
Quran 057.004 : He it is Who created the heavens and the earth in Six Days, and is moreover firmly established on the Throne. He knows what enters within the earth and what comes forth out of it, what comes down from heaven and what mounts up to it. And He is with you wheresoever ye may be. And Allah sees well all that ye do.
The Roman Emperor Honorius in 404 A.D. stopped the killing of humans in the Coliseum, but Allah still sits and watches and watches.
Each Caesar had his favorite wine. For Augustus Caesar it was the Setinum wine of Latium, and for Julius Caesar the Mamertinum wine of Messina. source
Quran 76:005 - As to the Righteous, they shall drink of a Cup (of Wine) mixed with Kafur,
Quran 76:017 - And they will be given to drink there of a Cup (of Wine) mixed with Zanjabil,
The taste for the fermented grape is truly universal in scope.
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